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Once there was a mirror that killed any1 hu lied

 

FRENCH:I think i dont smoke(died)

AMERICAN:I think i love my wife(died)

SARDAR:I think(died) !!!

 

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HEIGHT OF BINDASSNESS:

Entering late in the Class without permission & saying to Mam-

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HEY SWEETIE,

CARRY ON.DON’T STOP FOR ME….

 

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Hii !

My new number is 901*******

plz note it

 

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save

 

it

 

aur

 

 

 

 

maze ki baat to suno

 

 

 

 

 

Purana bhi yehi tha…!!!

 

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Plz handle this PJ:

Mitti ko angreji mai Kehte hai Clay..

wah wah

 

Mitti ko angreji mai kahte hai Clay..

 

 

ooh aah LET THE MUSIC PLAY…

 

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Wife:aaj merre tan badan mai aag laga do

Husband ne Petrol dal k aag laga di

MORAL of the story: Kripya apni Bhawnao ko Saral Shabdo mai Kahe…!!

 

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Energy PJ..

Raat k 2 baje Sardarni se bole Sardarji

Raat k 2 baje Sardarni se bole Sardarji

 

 

 

Boost is the Secret of my Energy !!

 

 

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Ramlal:Thakur Saheb GabbarSingh ne Bahu Rani ki ijjat lut li hai

Thakur:toh

Ramlal:Bahu Rani pooch rahi hai ki Gabar se Badala lena hai ki Payment!!

 

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“Dear FRND” Jee karta hai tuzhe pyar du…

“DOSTI”pe jindagi vaar du..par jab tera SMS nahi aata to ji karta hai Tere “SAR” mai GOLI maar du..!!

 

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Dekho mausam kitna Suhana ai,Thndi Thndi fizao ka aana jana hai,Kuch SMS kar liya karo dost,iss balance se kya Apni Shaadi Ka Card Chapwana hai

 

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Life mai Kabhi Serious na Hona

 

Tention na lena

 

Always find Time To Laugh

 

Varna Log Kahenge

 

Ghor Kalyug aya he,

Aajkal CARTOON bhi nahi Haste..

 

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Mere Kamre mai Udte hai Baadal..

Wah Wah..

Mere Kamre mai Udte hai Baadal..

Wah wah..

Mai kuch bhi likhta hu, Padhte hai Paagal

Ab bol Wah Waah

 

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Which one is your favorite web browser ?

Is it Chrome, or Opera or mighty Firefox or you still like Internet Explorer.

browsers

It started with- I don’t know which one was the first browser.

And today we have variety of choices of browsers, and we can use one which suits us well.

You might have used Internet Explorer if you are a Windows user and Safari if you use Mac OS X, but which one is the best in all.

Here I’m going to look for the fastest browser. You would have seen that Safari and Opera claims to be the fastest browser on Earth (are they available on Venus). Well they are not wrong in saying that, but not two browser can be awarded with same tag.

 

Download  >> microsoft.com firefox.com opera.com apple.com google.com
Browsers   >> Internet Explorer 8 Mozilla Firefox 3.6 Opera 10.5 Apple Safari 4.0 Google Chrome
Initial Startup Medium Slow Fastest Fastest Fast
Browsing Sites Bad Fast Not so good Good Good
Closing* Slow Fast Fast Fast Fast

*closing- Yeah! that’s closing, we sometimes open a browser mistakenly and when we hit the close tab ah ! Internet Explorer wont close at that time only, it even shows not responding message.

 

And The Winner Is …

Okay I will be a little particular here.

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Google Chrome and Safari worked almost same but the Opera didn’t performed up to the mark, Firefox has its own place and as always no performance by Internet Explorer.

Being a Chrome user I will say Chrome is the fastest in speed and Safari is fast too. Opera is fast but lags a little.

How I tested ?

This was easy, while surfing Internet. Firstly I downloaded Opera and Safari for Windows, Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer were already there with me.

I many times opened and closed these browsers after some time intervals, surfed some heavy sites, long page sites and of course Google.com. And lagging was seen while many tabs were opened and I scrolled up and down. Huh ! Opera almost stopped but not every time, Safari and Chrome just showed me blank screens for a while but Chrome lagged a little. Firefox is best as always and should I say anything about Internet Explorer, as its every time same with IE- SLOW, SLOW and SLOw  oh sorry its SLOW !

GIMP is a free picture editing software, with loads of features. You may say what can be better than Adobe Photoshop, but my friend this is a free software, while a licensed Adobe Photoshop costs around 800$ (INR 40,000).

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Main screen and function rich toolbox of GIMP

GIMP stands for

GNU Image Manipulation Program

I’ve Windows 7 with atom processor in Lenovo Ideapad, I don’t have Adobe Photoshop, I was required to edit some pictures of a new WordPress theme, but no free picture editor provides a function to create transparent PNG images but Gimp do. Its features wont let you miss Photoshop, at least I didn’t felt any inconvenience working with Gimp. I edited some of the picture , see below:

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These pictures were good enough to be admired but I changed the icons in these images. Notice the tilted image in about.jpg, rotating a image in Gimp is as easy as in Photoshop.

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You can Download GIMP from gimp.org