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Jungal me ek aadmi kapde utar k nahane laga..Sare Janvar Badi jor se hasne Lage

Aadmi:kya hua haste kyu ho kameno?

Janvar Apas me bole: Are iski pooch to aage h.

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Cricket Fever..

Chennai ki Team mai khelta hai Raina..

Wah Wah..

Chennai ki team mai khelta hai Raina..

Tuzhe Yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab Kya KAHNA….

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Mahabharat me likha gaya tha ki Kalyug mai 2 dost honge jis me se 1 dhani or 2 papi hoga

dhani msg karega or papi msg padh kar hasega

“hans papi hans”..

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School me ek bacha Chaku liya ghum raha tha..

Sir ne pucha, Chaku liye kyu ghum rahe ho..?

Bachha:

GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER KAHA SE LAUN..!!

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Bank robbers bank me SHER farmaate he..

Takdir me jo he vahi milega.

Wah wah..

Takdir me jo he vahi milega.

Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..!

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A boy pulled a girl in2 a room locked the door,turned off d lights,pulled her 2 a bed, dragged her in a blanket n said DEKH MERI NAYI GHADI ANDHERE MAI CHAMKATI HAI !

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Yaad aaye to phone kar lena, paise kam ho to msg kar dena,wo bhi na ho to cell ko dahi me dal k vibrartion on kar lassi taiyar kar lena,mobile kuch to kam ayega.

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Define Girl

d 1 who

b4 goin out

puts on

mscara

eye shadow

eye lynr

lipglos

glitter

rouge

blush

kajal

n

asks-

mom..

Natural to lag raha hai na??

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Who’s true Indian?

Rajiv Gandhi..Coz he said”All Indians are my brothers and Sisters”

& finaly married a Foriegner, Dats the height of keeping Pledge..

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Sardar mobile recharge karvane gaya..

Dkandar:Kitne ka?

Sardar:10 ka kr do..

Dukandar:7 Rs ka talktime milega..

Sardar:koi baat nahi 3 ki Mango Bite de do..

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Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

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Judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi Chor-Ji.Ha Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki Chor-Rahne Do Sahab! Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge

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Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du? Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do

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Santa 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha  Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe Pehle shadi to kar le

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Aankhon mai nami thi vitamin ki kami thi

wah wah

Aankhon mai nami thi vitamin ki kami thi

Jisse raat bhar chatting ki wo girlfrnd ki mummy thi !!

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